Halloween 🎃 

Hey guys and girls,  (trans,  potato and everything in between) this Halloween I’d like to remind everyone that it’s okay to dress however you want to!  However!  The leftist social justice warriors have created a list of things that you can’t dress as, because they will be offended.

This list is directed at adults and children of all ages,  here are a few!

*Absolutley no black face,  this includes everything from a black idol,  to Peter pans shadow! Whether or not you are painting yourself for the purpose of becoming a spider,  it is still somehow racist! 

*Do NOT dress as Elsa from frozen,  as it praises white beauty and white supremacy. I haven’t heard much about the other princesses, but I wouldn’t suggest it. 

*Do NOT dress as Moana if you are white, as it is cultural appropriation. 

*No dressing as anyone of the opposite sex or anyone trans.  I’ve dressed as frankfurter from Rocky horror picture show almost every year.  Time to find a new outfit.

*Absolutley no dressing as an overweight character if you are not overweight!  It is thin privelge and fat shaming! 

*Don’t dress up as a witch of any kind, self proclaimed witches are now getting offended. So all you Harry Potter fans better wingardium Levi- the fuck outta here with your oppressive ass costumes!

Dear social justice warriors,  I would like to add to your list, in hopes that you can follow a set of YOUR OWN rules

*Do not paint your face white,  in any way, meaning no skeletons or clowns meaning no pennywise from IT! It’s white face and you are supporting white supremacy. 

*Do not dress as a scary priest, or nun, or wear any other form of Catholic,  Jewish,  Buddhist  or your personal favourite,  Muslim clothing, unless you do yourself support that religion. 

*Do not dress as sugar skulls, we have already discussed how skeleton makeup supports white supremacy but you will also be appropriating Mexican culture!  

* No dressing as animals because it may offend a vegan. 

*No dressing as mystical creatures as it appropriates mystical culture.

*Do not dress as inanimate objects,  because inanimate objects cannot fight back,  you are supporting rape culture. 

Now that you have seen how pathetic, idiotic and out of hand you look,  please respect these decisions in the manner you expect the rest of the world to respect  yours. 

There you have it guys,  Pretty much, you can either not dress up at all because somehow,  somewhere,  a leftist tard is going to get triggered, froth at the mouth screetching “I’m a victim” 

Or you can enjoy Halloween,  make sure you keep safe, and remember,  don’t take candy from strangers! 

Author: everythingwrongwithfeminism

I don't care about your triggers, I tell shit how it is. I am a 22 year old white woman, and I made tonnes of enemies with this one short paragraph.

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